我们聊天的时候总需要一两句笑话来调节气氛，我们来看看幽默诙谐的英语笑话赏析学习一下吧。

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.
看起来象是在仰泳，先生。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇！
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇！
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇！
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇！
It's OK, Sir, there's no extra charge.
没关系，先生，我们不会另收钱。

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇！
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
对不起，先生，我弄走另外三只时忘了这只。

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只死苍蝇！
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只死苍蝇！
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
一美元你想要什么——活的？

Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!
服务员，我的汤里有只蜜蜂！
Yes sir, it's the fly's day off.
是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。


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